Mom: Don’t put that ornament up, it’s ugly.  Can we not hang ugly ornaments this year?

Bro: Hey, I made that!

BAHAHAHAHAHA.

Domestics

Umm having the parental units yell at each other is not conducive to making me feel like I wanna be home…

Butterflies

Best date ever.

Adios :(

Oh crap I played too hard to get.  Come back here Spaniard, I’ll be your senorita any day!

[EDIT] OR NOT. WOO HOO! ;)

No Comments from the Peanut Gallery

“Awwing” out loud three times about the same thing is never ok in the movie theater, especially when it is preceded by numerous other comments/sounds.  I’m just saying.

Nonsensical Names

Due to the nature of the job, I see hundreds of foreign names every day.  Today probably topped all names.  Some poor Chinese kid was dubbed “Her Thong” as a first name.  YIKES!

And so begins my record of ridiculous names that I have seen:

1.  Her Thong

2.  Maboobeh

3.  Ching Ching

4.  See Pink

5.  Boobu

6.  Hairy

Lost in Translation

Me: Look how cute this little asian baby boy is!  I want one!!

            …10 minutes later…

E.C. (in her Chinese accented, chopped up English): Do you only like boys?  Or do you also like girls?

Me: E.C., I’m not bisexual and I’m definitely not lesbian!

E.C.: No no no.  You tell me you like little boy for son so I wonder if you like little girl too?

You would have interpreted it that way too if she had asked that question TEN MINUTES later…right?!